So many see themselves as aggrieved; so few see themselves as aggrievers..

It was the masterful and incommunicable wisdom of eternity laughing at the futility of life and the effort of life. It was the Wild, the savage, froz….

My mother used to say, "When you can learn to laugh at yourself, a lot of healing comes from that.".

I have a very strong visual memory of the first time I made him laugh. That was remarkable. I was like, "Oh, God, I just made Jack Benny laugh.".

Jen, we did it. Everyone's free now..

Nothing good ever comes without a price..

It's funny when people say you have sex appeal or call you the next Brad Pitt. I just laugh. I'm not that. I don't want to be that..

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh..

You can't get it right, until you make it wrong..

I am a writer, not a transcriber..

People were laughing at me anyway, so I thought I might as well start charging them..

I've lived my life dealing with everybody. And that's how it's always been for me..

Comedy is difficult for an actor. But I think I have a good sense of humor and manage to make people laugh and make them happy..

I'm voraciously looking to express myself in my work. I love my work..

When I meet a girl, I just sort of do really over-exaggerated terrible dance moves... a lot of hip movements. I get them laughing, and get them to fe….

Al and Tommy and I sharing the biggest laugh because it was predicted by everything we did in the first three or four records in my career. It was pr….

I love comedy; so you want to make them happy, make them laugh..

I want to make people laugh and I want to try to encourage world peace..

If this code works, it was written by Paul DiLascia. If not, I don't know who wrote it ..I'll be laughing when I'm old and and all my programmer frie….

Frankly, once I've eaten a thing, I don't expect to see it again..

When I sing, I always relive a part of my life..