The trouble with you people is that you don't laugh enough..

Never take no from somebody who cannot say yes..

What I do is me, for that I came..

Don't go to work to work, go to work to prosper..

But the God of the Bible is not only One, but the only possible One..

A writer has to stand outside the page. It's not for the writer to shed tears onto the pages for these characters. It's not for him to suffer or to l….

Whoever excommunicates me, excommunicates God..

Kill the ones that eat us. Eat the ones we kill.

One horse-laugh is worth ten-thousand syllogisms..

When somebody says it’s not about the money, it’s about the money..

There is never only ONE of anything in nature..

There is nothing more silly than a silly laugh..

I think one of the sexiest things a couple can share is laughing..

Life can't be cured, but it can be managed..

I had to keep from laughing when a male relative of mine became concerned about how often I danced..

Parliaments have stopped laughing at woman suffrage, and politicians have begun to dodge! It is the inevitable premonition of coming victory..

The most consistent characteristic of awakened teachers and people I have met is a childlike nature. They laugh, cry, twinkle, and joke, all with a s….

In movies, you don't get reactions: Live, when you do a joke, you know in a second whether it's good or bad. But in a movie, since no one is allowed ….

Don’t be against things so much as for things..

Sometimes there's one person in the audience laughing hysterically, and it's so much fun. You end up playing the entire play to them..

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh..