Power is intoxicating..

I'm so not a celebrity..

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds..

I've always been a businesswoman..

Isn’t it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?.

We should remind ourselves that laughing together is as close as you can get to another person without touching, and sometimes it represents a closer….

There was so much that you could do, instead of looking for things that you couldn't do..

I don't have to stop you. All I have to do is slow you down." -Ganner Rhysode.

I tell you a joke to have you listen to me, and then maybe I will tell you another joke that we can laugh together and feel equal. And then I will te….

When a well-rounded character takes over, he doesn't lecture you about his history and how he is misunderstood. He lives his life, does things that a….

Magick is not something you do, magick is something you are.

The world is too dangerous for anything but truth and too small for anything but love. We can never really love anybody with whom we never laugh. L….

I was afraid that my success would be dependent partially upon my body, and it's true I can't be 20 pounds heavier and play the leading lady. But I'm….

At my wedding, my bridesmaids said, "You're the funniest person we've ever met." I hope I make people laugh, I hope I make people feel comfortable. I….

He who shoots first laughs last..

You have to go, but I have to stay..

I make people laugh hard; I'm a comic, that's just the way it is. And I make them laugh because I'm funny, not because I'm filthy. The subject matter….

What is an ending? There's no such thing. Death is the only ending..

He who laughs last, thinks slowest..

In the first act, you get the audience's attention - once you have it, they will repay you in the second. Play through the laughs if you have to. It ….

We don't have time to be sad.