I'm a micro-celebrity, about as small a celebrity as you can be..
I know my sound when i hear it. My stroke is just my stroke..
We have learned nothing..
Charge for something and make more than you spend..
Anything that you really pour your heart and soul into is always rewarding. The most rewarding thing is probably making each other laugh..
I was always sort of a ham as a kid, just always wanting to entertain and to get people to laugh..
Go out and ask her into the alley.” Clay looked at Jeremy as if he’d just been told to dance the rumba on a public thoroughfare. I bit back a laugh. ….
A laughing fool ... seems born for nothing but to show his teeth..
The 6 elements of life are to laugh, give, share, enjoy, care, and live a strong and full life..
In the service of Caesar, everything is legitimate..
It's cool that you found somebody that you trust..
I won't make a movie for money ever again..
So many see themselves as aggrieved; so few see themselves as aggrievers..
You're only as good as you are now - not as good as you were before..
You have to learn to work and search, not expect instantly to find..
Who's to say where funny stops and 'too far' starts?.
Whatever you've learned becomes truly useful to you only once it has become second nature..
We were all Romans once, I guess..
We considered behaving, but it's against our nature..
We all have the right to be wrong and be loved just the same..
Twitter! Never have lives been less lived and more chronicled!.