Choose love not in the shallows but in the deep..
Can'ttrustpeople. Won'tdoanygood. They'llkillyoueverytime. They'llkilleachother. They'llkilleveryone..
It is always our objective to have close ties with the United States. We're at a transitional period of our history and we're on a road to reform..
It's always good to go against your friends, especially when you come out victorious..
About me, nothing worse they will tell you, my love, than what I told you.
A single conversation can change things..
Comedy is best when it's a reaction to something. When you're talking about a topic, and when your friend says something funny naturally, that kind o….
Everything that's old is new, and everything that's new is old..
The climate is changing, and human activity contributes to that in some manner..
When I was young, everyone laughed at me when I said that I wanted to be a professional basketball player...now it's my turn to laugh..
When you realize that you are an eternal being, you will laugh at things that used to give you anxiety attacks..
I like to make myself laugh. When I'm just sitting with a sketchbook and trying to make myself laugh or trying to come up with ideas, I try not to wo….
I tend to eat geographically. When I'm in L.A., I like to eat L.A. food..
For one, the Qur'an is considered by Muslims to consist entirely of words spoken by Allah himself..
Goldie [Hawn] is one of the sharpest ladies I've ever worked with. She doesn't miss a thing. She's my greatest audience. She laughs at all my stories….
The more it changes, the more it's the same thing..
There's nothing like deep breaths after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore stomach for the right reasons..
Presuasion is what you say immediately before you deliver your message that leverages your success tremendously..
Things are what they are, and whatever will be, will be..
Some must cry so that others may be able to laugh the more heartily. Sacrifices are necessary..
The child's laughter is pure until he first laughs at a clown..