How would you like to find out how good my right is?.

Celebrity is something I've never been into, and never will be..

We could have had it all....

It's great to represent things that are not represented..

Go in and get us a shrunken head!.

It's necessary, at some point, to destroy your beauty..

I never starved myself..

It's not terribly dignified to have anyone seeing one laugh at one's own material..

I get criticized for anything I do..

unrequitted love amuses me.

I love to sing, so I just figured that I was going to sing or something..

I'm into women. I just really like women a lot..

And nobody had told them that they were short on time..

The greasier, the better..

The day we stop playing will be the day we stop learning..

When you're a young comedian the first thing you want to do is get a laugh..

He who has no faith in others shall find no faith in them..

I see and approve better things, but follow worse..

Yeah, some kids called me fish lips because I had these really full lips. Now I'm sure all those same girls are getting collagen injections, so I'm h….

Forward, always forward, everywhere forward..

I used humor to avoid being picked on as a kid. Or I would try and make my parents laugh, so I wouldn't get in trouble. But as a kid, I would watch F….