Quotes on Laughter

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible to-day.

Laughter is easier minute by minute, spilled with prodigality, tipped out at a cheerful word.

The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of unhappiness.

Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Like all young men I set out to be a genius, but mercifully laughter intervened.

The malicious sneer is improperly called laughter.

There is nothing worth the wear of winning, but laughter and the love of friends.

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.

Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant.

Remember laughing? Laughter enhances the blood flow to the body’s extremities and improves cardiovascular function. Laughter releases endorphins and other natural mood elevating and pain-killing chemicals, improves the transfer of oxygen and nutrients to internal organs. Laughter boosts the immune system and helps the body fight off disease, cancer cells as well as viral, bacterial and other infections. Being happy is the best cure of all diseases!

She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket.

Laughter relieves us of superfluous energy, which, if it remained unused, might become negative, that is, poison. Laughter is the antidote.

Such short little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it waiting for us to come home each day. It is amazing how much love and laughter they bring into our lives and even how much closer we become with each other because of them.

Laughter is the language of the soul.

Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever.

Just making the crowd laugh is not really doing things for me anymore. That's just knowing how to kill; I've learned how to kill - but also learned when a crowd's laughter is meaningful.

Laughter is a uniting force, it brings people together, and it makes hardship easier.

Television is the Antichrist, and I can assure you after only three or four generations, people will no longer even know how to fart on their own and humans will return to medieval savagery and to the general state of imbecility that slugs overcame back in the Pleistocene era. Our world will not die as a result of the bomb...it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke of everything and a lousy joke at that.

You have as much laughter as you have faith.