Happiness is experienced when your life gives you what you are willing to accept..

We all see only that which we are trained to see..

You won't see Moonves on Twitter..

We only kill each other.

We are, after all, homo economicus..

Life's there to make the most of, and that's what I do..

Your word is your bond, you do what you say you're going to do..

With Carmina Burana, my collected works begin..

I give you soul. I give you wisdom and light and music and a bit of laughter. Also, I am the world's greatest horseplayer..

The only rule is there's only one rule: no rules..

There is no greater power than that of a laugh and happiness is a force which can save a person from the horrors of the world..

Love emerges at the point of a lacking word, and one offers one's being to fill the lack..

I never learn my lesson..

On this hapless earth There 's small sincerity of mirth, And laughter oft is but an art To drown the outcry of the heart..

I don't compete with others, but compete with myself..

There is no point to samba if it doesn't make you smile..

I'm here with the Girardo family here in St. Louis..

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange..

I laugh, and it was amazing! I swear I could see my laughter floating around me like puffy things you blow off a dandelion, only instead of being whi….

In my mind, there is nothing so illiberal, and so ill-bred, as audible laughter..

The mouthier I got, the more I'd be celebrated..