I am definitely as happy as I've ever been. Happier, I would say, than I've ever been..

We had no domestic attacks under Bush..

Less bitching...more learning..

Confess and be hanged..

It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewere, would much rather you weren't doing..

I would never condone anything which I thought was salacious, titillating, or gratuitous..

To be alone is to be free, and freedom was the only happiness accessible to my nature..

One doesn't have to get anywhere in a marriage. It's not a public conveyance..

I say the very things that make the greatest StirAn' the most interestin' things, are things that did n't occur..

The elect, those who will; the non-elect, those who won't..

You can't always say what you'd like to say..

Science is almost totally incompatible with religion..

I tend to be really competitive when it comes to Scattergories..

Nobody ever learns anything..

Take what you got and fly with it..

I say a lot of things I shouldn't say..

The blues is life itself..

Hear the truth from whomever says it.

The Palace is a good theater, you can see from everywhere..

Women destroy me. I allow them to..

Here we are on the road. We must be going somewhere..