The world doesn't give a damn about you unless you do something. Those are the rules; I didn't make them. If you are lazy, if you don't get the work ….

I had a dog that was so lazy, he had a prerecorded bark..

Humanity is constitutionally lazy..

You have to be efficient if you're going to be lazy..

I come fresh from the street, fast on my feet, kind a lean and lazy; not much meat on my bones, and a whole lot alone, and more than a little bit cra….

Who is there today who still cares about a well-finished death? No one. Even the rich, who could after all afford this luxury, are beginning to grow ….

I give nightly praise to my Maker that I never cast a ballot to bring that lazy, disreputable, ill-tempered beast into what was once my home. I'm gla….

The ox longs for the gaudy trappings of the horse; the lazy pack-horse would fain plough. [We envy the position of others, dissatisfied with our own.].

I don't rest on my laurels and start getting lazy. It makes me just wanna keep working..

I only wear heels when it's 100-percent required, and even sometimes not then. I have to talk myself into a bra. I've done an hour of standup where I….

I'm a bit hesitant to do anything because I'm actually kind of lazy and I'd like an easier life from now on. The world's a massive place with lots of….

Basically, what happened was, I had moved out to Los Angeles, I was pretty damn lazy and I put on some pounds..

Don't hope for a life without problems. An easy life results in a judgmental and lazy mind..

Self-trust is so important. When you launch on a story, make your neck loose, feel free, good-natured. And be lazy. Feel that you are going to throw ….

I think e-mail is kind of a cheap way to communicate. It's a lazy way of writing a letter, you know..

I could write shorter sermons but when I get started I'm too lazy to stop.

I think one of the reasons musicians keep doing what they do and writers keep doing what they do, is that we're totally unsuited for anything else. A….

The kitchen oven is reliable, but it's made us lazy..

There are lazy minds as well as lazy bodies..

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you're going to be lazy..

There is no rush. If we think intelligently about what we can achieve with our time, we can be relaxed, even lazy. In fact, being lazy - having plent….