Don't talk yourself into not being you..

An unshared happiness is not happiness..

You wouldn't know how to perform a sketch that you don't find funny. You just couldn't do it..

Only the autodidacts are free..

We have to fight for something. It has to cost us. Our lives, our faith, have to cost us something; otherwise we're left to question its value..

These are the stories that we tell ourselves and only ourselves, and they are better left unshared..

Revenge is self-defeating. It will eat away you until there is nothing left..

I was always interested in doing it, but I was so content with my life that I didn't really go after it..

When I left, I had learnt nothing. I took nothing with me. At least, that's what I thought then..

When you have nothing left but God, you become aware that God is enough..

Everything is out there. That's why they call it everything..

I'm here to confuse you. Confusion is my right and left hook..

When will the left learn that if you confiscate wealth it doesn't create more of it..

The more I work the happier I am..

I like what I like, I don't like what I don't like, and I'm very bad at toning myself down..

I have so much respect for what's funny..

Food that walked and talked, that was us. McPeople..

I am racking my brains to find out why he left without saying goodby to me..

Don't leave home without your left hemisphere.

No one ever gets to see what could’ve been..

Food, like most things, is best when left to its own simple beauty..