It's not a date. I bought my own drink and I didn't shave my legs..

No affairs for me. It is so wonderful to have a family to come home to, to sit with them, pull each other's legs... To lose all of that for what? Who….

I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg.

Then I strip the pants away from each leg, like peeling a banana. That's it, the perfect metaphor: peeling a banana..

The legs feed the wolf..

Comedy, not screaming at someone, can make someone lift their legs higher. There is a way to do a push-up and a sit-up, and it doesn't have to be so ….

I can wrap my legs around my neck..

I won't wear fur-never, ever. I'm an animal lover. I wouldn't even wear faux fur. I prefer to go the cheap route and not shave my legs..

Let me alone: I have yet my legs and one arm. Tell the surgeon to make haste and his instruments. I know I must lose my right arm, so the sooner it's….

When John Kerry and Zell Miller and George Bush can agree on an issue, you know its got legs..

First your legs go. Then you lose your reflexes. Then you lose your friends.

He licked his bowl and he looked at me, and then he did the wild thing on my leg..

Discrimination has a lot of layers that make it tough for minorities to get a leg up..

My back hurts. My legs ache. I'm only four!.

Once she woke with untamed lover's face between her legs, now he's cooled and stifled and it's she who has to beg..

A man's legs must be long enough to reach the ground..

The only freak show I got is between my legs..

No one would ever say that someone with a broken arm or a broken leg is less than a whole person, but people say that or imply that all the time abou….

What a fool I was to come to Hollywood where they only understand platinum blondes and where legs are more important than talent..

I'm just a potato that won't quit. I'm a potato with some legs. Some have eyes, I've got legs..

No, I have something else between my legs..