nobody is like anybody else. that's why nobody gets along with anybody else..

Nothing burps better than bacon..

I like what I like, I don't like what I don't like, and I'm very bad at toning myself down..

There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything..

Here we are on the road. We must be going somewhere..

Technique plays a part - you have to know how to play..

Discern the vital few from the trivial Many..

Mexicans are quasi-legal..

Before beginning, prepare carefully..

I like having options, alternate lives unlived but always possible..

I definitely talk about stuff I watch, but it's longer-form stuff..

Discover what you are..

I have always been afraid of banks..

La pereza anda tan despacio que la pobreza no tarda en alcanzarla..

You are someone worth loving.

Can we all just stop being dicks?!.

I never starved myself..

He is truly great in who hath power over himself..

Life comes only from life..

Everybody comes from somewhere..

You don't have to be famous to be great..