I rewrite everything, almost idiotically. I rewrite and work and work, and rewrite and rewrite some more..

all deaths are one's own..

I am no one to be a purist..

That Bible is read best, which is practised most..

3-D movies can make me nauseous..

Everything happens for a reason, but they all lessons..

I rarely do things based on what everybody else is doing; I never have..

Parenthood is such a lesson in self-sacrifice..

I am as omnivorous as it's possible to be. I always say there's nothing I won't eat and nothing I won't wear..

The MS really started going downhill in 1990..

You don't have to take yourself so seriously all the time..

You can't escape from what you are..

No one ever gets to see what could’ve been..

Failure means you've now learned another valuable lesson that pushes you one step closer to success..

Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..

I'm most certainly not the Beatles..

One of the most valuable lessons I learned...is that we all have to learn from our mistakes, and we learn from those mistakes a lot more than we lear….

There's something unsettling about being continually sold something..

You can't get married to any one particular plan. That is the biggest lesson I learned at PayPal..

The so-called lessons of history are for the most part the rationalizations of the victors. History is written by the survivors..

I walk out of the room, lurching under the weight of the lesson I've learned less than one hour into wifehood: How quickly the sweetest love turns r….