I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at..
I don't have to announce all the women I've slept with..
One who can control his thoughts has conquered himself..
When somebody says it’s not about the money, it’s about the money..
It's only the dead who'll tell you the truth..
Truth cannot be imparted, it must be inflicted..
Your patience will be rewarded..
The Palace is a good theater, you can see from everywhere..
But a living is not a life..
I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to be anywhere. I'm not kidding..
You are much happier when you are happy than when you ain't..
Seeing a movie you're in is nothing like seeing a movie you're not in..
I was stained by failure..
Ultimately, leadership is more about 'being' than 'doing.'.
To us — richer and cleverer than everyone else!.
I'm from such an old family, it's been condemned..
Bach is Bach just as God is God..
He who does not bellow the truth when he knows the truth makes himself the accomplice of liars and forgers..
I'M NOT SHORT!!!!! ~Edward Elric.
To say more, is to say less..
There are some things that you can work on immediately..