Obviously, there's a million things we're allowed to say on late-night cable that you're not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast..

Maybe it's what we don't say/that saves us..

If it's not broken, break it. That's how new discoveries are made. That's why everything that changes life is called a breakthrough..

Surely all of us are nerved by one another, catch courage from one another..

Women are the life force we look at for their beauty..

For my second match it's pretty good..

A smile becomes you or perhaps you become you when you smile..

I try to grow like a tree, and hope that I can reach my full potential by the end of this short life. Change is good but growth is better..

What's important on a comedy show, or any show, is that some stories have to go somewhere. There have to be ends to the beginnings and middles you cr….

Accidental stacks considered harmful..

Celebrity is very weird..

I am, therefore there is a God..

I don't have anything to hide..

I bleed like nobody else..

I've always loved to sing..

I never say 'never,' and I never say 'always.'.

The physical part has a lot to do with the mental part..

Success feeds confidence..

I want to sing like the birds sing, not worrying about who hears or what they think..

I don't act to live. I live to act..

The only rule is there are no rules..