You can't really be too calculated about everything in life..

Life is incredibly short, yet we're always told that change takes time. For a race of mortals, dicking around just isn't acceptable..

Everything we see, everything that exists, is part of God..

Have I tried it? Probably in one of my drunken stupors....

I'm not reclusive. I'm out and about..

Do not destroy what you cannot create..

I'm looking for a market for wisdom..

It's hard to remember that life is a miracle. We're just living it and we forget that..

I go and see music all the time..

The less seriously you take yourself, the better work you're going to do..

It's OK to wear the same thing every day..

I graduated in '94 from Yale and New York Undercover was my first gig on TV. I was really all over the place with roles, which is what I wanted to do..

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life..

I'd love to work with Disney again..

I learned how to dance. I got a free spray tan. My life is good!.

Yes, I am very prolific..

Onstage, I was never the ingenue..

I've always been reasonably fatalistic..

Whenever you say 'yes' to anything, there is less of you for something else. Make sure your 'yes' is worth the less..

I think that life is very dark at times and there are things that are very funny about that..

Not everything in this life has a happy ending, but this life is not the end of the story..