We never thought we could ever get old..

We are far more like somebody watching ourselves than somebody in charge of ourselves..

I never read Karl Marx..

You and I aren't friends either..

...God leads you to it and takes you through it..

Words will be just words till you bring them to life.

I’m a nobody telling everybody about Somebody who can save anybody..

Appear as you are, or be as you appear..

When somethin's not right it's wrong..

There are things I could say. But I don't..

I always tell people that my life is in pencil; I have to keep an eraser in my hand because I could always get a call that could change everything..

Funny how someone telling you not to do something can talk you into it..

Money equals freedom..

Nothing else even comes close..

God doesn't just love all of us. He loves each of us..

Life is mostly just learning how to lose..

You put out a funny podcast, you talk about bak chor mee. I will say mee siam mai hum..

I think the writer's job is to paint the gray because no life is clearly defined..

Jen, we did it. Everyone's free now..

We take what what we can get..

I'm a professional food eater..