The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization..

His soul swooned slowly as he heard the snow falling faintly through the universe and faintly falling, like the descent of their last end, upon all t….

Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience..

If you don’t take the time to get really clear about exactly what it is you’re trying to accomplish, then you’re forever doomed to spend your life ac….

There is nothing capricious in nature and the implanting of a desire indicates that its gratification is in the constitution of the creature that fee….

Be loved, be admired, be necessary; be somebody..

You cannot live without doing something..

One seeks to make the loved one entirely happy, or, if that cannot be, entirely wretched..

Anything that can be dreamed is true..

I love to work. I love doing standup..

God's been good to me, He really has..

Love. Resoundingly and absolutely..

I make my relationships at work..

Don't immanentize the eschaton!.

I have a St. Bernard named B..

Visualize this thing you want. See it, feel it, believe in it. Make your mental blueprint and begin..

My act is based on my life..

unrequitted love amuses me.

Invest time, don't spend it..

If life was what you made of it, then it could not be made for you..

I'm too old to be forced..