He who picks up one end of a stick picks up the other. He who chooses the beginning of a road chooses the place it leads to. It is the means that det….

We just keep on having to save each other", he says. "We ever gonna be even?" "I hope not," I say.

Aggle flabble kabble . . . snurp?.

Faith is only as good as the one in whom it's invested..

There is hardly anybody good for everything, and there is scarcely anybody who is absolutely good for nothing..

we have so much to say, and we shall never say it..

I am about to learn what it's like to live here..

Mumbo-Jumbo will hoo-doo you, Mumbo-Jumbo will hoo-doo you. Mumbo . . . Jumbo . . . will . . . hoo-doo . . . you..

Everything is expressed through RELATIONSHIPS..

Glibness will get your anywhere..

I'm not in any sense anti-Facebook..

We don't say nothing more. What else is there to say? Everything and nothing. You can't say everything, so you don't say nothing..

What comes will also go. What always is will alone remain..

I don't ban bloggers from my shows. I have a separate line: VIP seating for bloggers..

The Romans brought devestation, but they called it peace..

Meow, Meow, Motherfucker..

Meryl Streep is awesome. I really want to work with Emma Stone; she is adorable. Now I want to work with Octavia Spencer, because I met her and she's….

To hear the Japanese plead for free trade is like hearing the word love on the lips of a harlot..

Nothing is true and everything is permitted..

We are what we wear, we wear what we are.

Sermonettes make Christianettes..