I don't have a religion because I don't like that word religion..

[I'm] more German than Irish..

I liked myself better when I wasnt me..

Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure..

We find ourselves only by looking to what we’re not..

I knew that a day I took away from the work did not make me too happy..

We want to mentally be young, even if physically we're not..

I just take everything one at a time and make sure everything I do is the best..

Being fly is something that I consider myself. I would love to be at some point..

God works powerfully, but for the most part gently and gradually..

Upward, not Northward.

I vill now destroy the snickuh bahrs!.

I just don't hear anyone else making the music I'm making in my head, so I'll have to do it myself..

For me, experimenting involves traditionalism..

What I meant was, you looked happier in the pictures..

The one is none other than the All, the All none other than the One..

I've always considered myself a writer..

‎A change of work is the best rest..

Why would I endorse the hibachi grill when I am the hibachi grill?.

I had rather be guillotined than a guillotiner..

I love IMAX when it works right..