I have to chose my words carefully..

You get to consciously decide what has meaning and what doesn't..

You're never going to satisfy everybody..

I would never condone anything which I thought was salacious, titillating, or gratuitous..

There is nothing you cannot do..

By Googling myself, I'm not going to find anything I like..

If you're politically correct, chances are you're not coming to one of my shows. I get to go onstage and say things that everybody thinks all the tim….

Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?.

You can't rest on any laurels if they exist, and happily there are some from the franchise, but you have to always expand your own horizon both creat….

Nothin' ain't worth nothin' but it's free..

Fellini belongs to nature..

Ah, love. A dreadful bond! And yet, so easily severed..

The truth I know for sure is that god is the creator of all things. And to not take ourselves too seriously..

Oh, no, I was afraid of that! I'd better go and hide..

I'm just permanently agitated by everything and everyone..

It's like if the music is loud enough I won't be able to listen to my own thoughts..

There's not much that doesn't get me stoked..

Could he actually be my muirn beatha dan?.

Amateurs do things 'till they get it right. Pros do it 'till they can't get it wrong..

One is a writer, or one is not..

Nothing cuts deeper than when another person says exactly what you're afraid to say out loud..