God, harden me against myself!.

Dearest, loveliest Elizabeth! What do I not owe you! You taught me a lesson, hard indeed at first, but most advantageous. By you, I was properly humb….

You are either going forward or you are not..

Everything is amazing and nobody is happy.

I rewrite everything, almost idiotically. I rewrite and work and work, and rewrite and rewrite some more..

No one can tell me that I'm doing wrong..

Best beauty tip is forgiveness for yourself and others.

I wasn't interested in exploiting myself..

I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at..

Don’t do it. Don’t love me..

Living, it can be sad too..

Change is the very nature of nature..

At least he never walked..

Thir must be less tae life than this.

I didn't shoot anybody, no sir . . . I'm just a patsy..

Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!.

I'm a very cheap date..

Wear the outfit; don't let the outfit wear you..

What appears is good; what is good appears..

My success wasn't based on how I could push down everybody that was around me. My success was based on how much I could push everybody up..

Do what's right and you'll never go wrong..