I don't call myself a writer..
And then the days came when I was alone..
I don't really take myself very seriously..
A thing is never seen as it really is..
You have no beginning of time. It's always been there..
It is poetry that changes everything..
Almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon..
How can I govern others, who can't even govern myself?.
The more sure you are, the more wrong you can be..
I have seen the future! Go back!.
I like the TV format. I like how fast it is..
You have to learn to hallucinate..
Your thoughts are making you..
Don't make much ado about nothing..
Nothing unattested do I sing..
just let Mitch be Mitch.
But no one can ever say I didn’t sing..
It's how you live that really counts.
We are not always totally happy about how we are portrayed..
To see what they see, sit where they sit..
Learn how to learn, then learn what to learn.