You gotta keep the funny intact..
In your 20s, you learn. In your 30s, you earn..
It happens to all of us, I concluded that Easter Sunday morning. God simply keeps reaching down into the dirt of humanity and resurrecting us from th….
I am more than what they say I am..
I'm thrilled to get hired every once in a while..
You either are or you're not..
Do what's good for you Or you're not good for anybody.
Washington's a cesspool of money..
Without an education, you won't have a future..
Presents, I often say, endear absents..
When liberals are behind something, I'm automatically suspicious..
And I'm looking at him like, 'Oh my God. This is Michael Jackson'. I fainted, blacked out - like seriously blacked out..
I am interested in being in pictures that I would like to see..
Life really is very brief..
Don't seek more days in your life but more life in your days..
When I hear something going wrong, I insist on it being put right..
The autodecrement is not magical..
I love everybody. Even George Bush..
There's nothing wrong with being an agitator..
Nill illigitamus carborundum.
One cannot be a sorcerer all the time. How could one live?.