I'm going to kill them all.
You may be old, you may be in your third act, but you can still be vital and sexual and funny. Life isn't over..
We can love completely what we cannot completely understand..
Food that walked and talked, that was us. McPeople..
Only that which can be switched, can be..
Love is patient. Love is kind. Love always forgives, trusts, supports, and endures. Love never fails. When every star in the heavens grows cold, and ….
I knew it... I'm surrounded by assholes!.
You can't be afraid until you have no other option but to be afraid..
I love to read. I love to stretch. In the morning, I get up, and if I'm not in a hurry, I will lie on the floor on a rug, look through some books and….
Learn how to learn, then learn what to learn.
Ultimately, my hope is to amaze myself..
Your patience will be rewarded..
A sketch is just a mini movie..
Money has no religion except itself..
There are worse things than being constantly hired to do anything..
I'm not out here to be beefing with nobody..
There is a price to pay for speaking the truth. There is a bigger price for living a lie..
And yonder all before us lie Deserts of vast eternity..
They've gotta stop reporting wind chill. That's nonsense. It really is. I don't know where they came up with it, why they came up with it, but it's a….
This car was a very pretty lie..
It looks like bribery. I mean,there is every appearance that Hillary Clinton was bribed to grease the sale of, what, 20 percent of America's uranium ….