We were all Romans once, I guess..

I've spent my life supporting myself..

You've got to have a gimmick if your band sucks..

In a stage play, you kill the leads and they come out for a bow - in a movie, they don't come out for a bow, they're dead..

Bing Crosby said that Armstrong is "the beginning and the end of music in America," and he wasn't far wrong..

Nobody trusts anyone, or why did they put tilt on a pinball machine..

But a living is not a life..

I only do what I like to do..

Your either in or out. There's no in between..

In the beginning, everything was even money..

A lot of the lads have a bat for the nets, a bat for facing the bowling machine and a separate bat for the match. I'll just crack on with a bat until….

Donald Trump is temperamentally unfit..

There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything..

When I was a 7-year-old girl, in my bedroom, on my karaoke machine, I would sing 'On My Own' or do a one-woman version of 'Les Miserables.'.

Life isn't what it's like in the movies..

Not that we were incompatible: we just had nothing to talk about..

Life: I'll never understand it..

Carmen didn't like change, and she certainly didn't like endings..

You have to make the rules, not follow them.

He who would travel happy must travel lite..

...doing more with less..