I'm a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else..

I would never say that I'm not going to do something. I like not being limited..

All my work comes out of my life..

After you have made your commitment to say no to what no longer serves you, you will probably be invited to demonstrate that you really mean it..

Will Ferrell's made a lot of brilliant movies..

God was havin' himself a good day when he made boobs. He must've stepped back from Eve and said, Yes ma'am! Those'll work..

I even watched Mulholland Drive in French... it didn't make much more sense in French, but I have to say, it didn't make any less sense either..

Rules are made to be broken, so there won't be any rules..

Life's a pitch, and then you buy..

I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at..

Our names were made for us in another century..

There never has been a house so bad that it couldn't be made over into something worthwhile..

You don't make a movie, the movie makes you..

That's the main thing you have to have... trust..

I've never made any horrible, horrible movies. If you don't ruin your reputation, you can always get work..

You are what you pretend to be..

When will you learn that there isn't a word for everything?.

When I'm not with the one I love, I love the one I'm with..

We're all looking for something, something to be..

If you got the truth, you put it out there, and everybody says, "Oh, my God. That's me." And then they improvise also. They take off, as well..

Love comes from the strangest places..