When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one..

Satan probably wouldn't have talked so big if God had been his wife..

We are not going to let Donald Trump bankrupt America the way he bankrupted his casinos..

Married life had taught Toran the futility of arguing with a female in a dark-brown mood..

Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?'.

But I had not quite fixed whether to make him [Don Juan] end in Hell-or in an unhappy marriage,-not knowing which would be the severest..

Long-married couples balance their checkbooks as a substitute for love-making, or they refuse each other love by protesting one another's financial e….

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time t….

Our marriage is between us. If we decide to continue being together or not, it's our business..

Don't worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you..

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return..

We love the things we love for what they are..

I had a happy marriage and a nice wife. I accomplished everything you can. What more can you want?.

Marriage, families, all relationships are more a process of learning the dance rather than finding the right dancer.

First there's the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring... soon after... comes Suffer...ring!.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her..

With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!.

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too..

I liked the place I came from. But a lot of what I liked about it was that I had come from there..

At the creation of man and woman, unity for them in marriage was not given as hope; it was a command! 'Therefore shall a man leave his father and his….

I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman..