I'm addicted to directing!.

Any necessary truth, whether a priori or a posteriori, could not have turned out otherwise.

You are what you are and that fascinates me..

I don't like to read novelizations of movies..

Glibness will get your anywhere..

Except I didn't say eff.

This is how we are protecting you, by getting you out..

We don't say nothing more. What else is there to say? Everything and nothing. You can't say everything, so you don't say nothing..

"You can eff off, too," I say, except I don't say eff, I say what 'eff' stands for..

Although I don't take myself very seriously, I do take my work extraordinarily seriously..

I don't have to announce all the women I've slept with..

Mahoney: You have to live. Mr. Magorium: Darlin'...I have..

It wasn't Liza Minnelli. It was the woman I loved..

I'm into women. I've always loved women..

She'd hit me before but never over and over and over and over into the head..

I love the dead... Frequently..

I'm not one to intellectualize why I did something..

Why is there anything at all rather than nothing whatsoever?.

Tinks titties Rache Jenks.

Now I am almost entirely love..

I'm not playing with death, I'm playing with life..