The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow married her..

I always start a book for money. If you're married five times you have to..

I left home at 17, traveled. I got married when I was 21. That's a young age. As it turned out, things were fine, then not so fine, and then it was a….

I'm married to Metallica..

When I was married, I definitely went through a lying period..

How can you learn unconditional love if you’re married to a woman who meets all your conditions?.

If the right to privacy means anything, it is the right of the individual, married or single, to be free from unwarranted governmental intrusion..

I'm fortunate that the books sell, but even more fortunate to live in Chatham, to be very happily married and to have, on the whole, a fairly clear c….

A really good detective never gets married..

Right now the tabloids are saying I'm pregnant, and they're naming the baby. It's hilarious. I don't know when I'll want to get married. I never pict….

It's probably hard to be married to me. It's not easy..

I've always said we got married because there was nothing on TV..

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer..

Marriage was invented to make girls miserable. I will never get married again, not ever again..

It's hard making a woman your wife when you've been humpin married women for most of your life.

Aside from doing publicity for this film [The Longest Yard], I have Auto Maniac coming on the History Channel and since I got married recently, we ar….

If somebody says to me, 'Oh, you're gonna get married and you'll never be attracted to anybody else again,' I'm like, right, sure. It's just not prac….

Mmm, he rumbled into my ear. I thought that being married meant that I never go to bed hungry..

I think that everyone should get married at least once, so you can see what a silly, outdated institution it is..

If you get married, you become vulnerable..

There's one fool at least in every married couple..