Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up..

Getting married and settling down isn't the most important thing in my life..

Every time I hangout with Sandra Bullock I think I want to be her. I want to be married to Jesse James..

He married a woman to stop her getting away Now she's there all day..

My wife's married. I'm not..

Once you've married, be strict but just with your wife, don't allow her to forget herself, and when a misunderstanding arises, say: "Don't forget tha….

Here it is,' Nigel said. Mrs D, Mrs I, Mrs FFI, Mrs C, Mrs U, Mrs LTY. That spells difficulty.' How perfectly ridiculous!' snorted Miss Trunchbull. '….

Sin and Hell are married unless repentance proclaims the divorce..

Dammit Sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't always be living for pleasure!.

You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before..

Married, Married, Married! Buried! Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

But I don't think there's any reason to get married again, especially after what I've been through..

I realized I loved you, and I didn't want to be married to somebody I didn't love. I wanted to be married to you. It isn't all that complicated..

I have to tell everyone everything that's going on. It is different once you're married, because that's sacred..

First and foremost, I married for love. I can't believe I even have to defend this..

I turned forty, and Im finally going to get married and maybe have a kid..

Reader, I literally married him..

Indeed in the full flush of journalistic passion and conviction I once told an interviewer that of course I would never get married. And I most defin….

Because I'm married and have kids, I feel like I sometimes get pegged as a choirboy or something, but I wouldn't exactly describe myself that way..

There were chunks of my life when I was married, and when I was married I never cheated. But I made up for it when I wasn't married. You have to keep….

The happiness of a married man depends on the people he has not married..