Nobody has a right to whip me but my own master, and nobody shall do so if I can prevent it.

I Love, Therefore I Am.

To have failed is to have striven, to have striven is to have grown..

Anybody that'll stand up to The Cline is all right..

I'm a chronic relapser. I guess I always will be..

Misbehave more beautifully; more often..

Tis hard to comprehend how one man can come to be master of many, equal to himself in right, unless it be by consent or by force..

One heart cannot serve two masters..

Everything possible to be believed is an image of truth." -Taleswapper.

The public is never wrong..

You don't adjust. You just dominate..

I have no literary fears..

Master of the universe is every man's potential insight, cosmic potential..

Because they knew each other's thoughts, they even quarrelled without speaking..

I'm a version of the same person..

I have seen my mugshot..

Never live with someone that won the Heisman..

We are not by nature cruel..

Only those with passion can become masters..

[G]lobal warming, that manufactured monomania..

The greatest compliment one can pay a master is to compare him with Capablanca..