When I eat better, I perform better..

Everything I say is true..

My kids used to love math. Now it makes them cry. Thanks standardized testing and common core!.

Statistics: the mathematical theory of ignorance..

I've succeeded at everything except my life..

That's what poems are for, unlivable love..

Freedom has never been free..

Your thoughts are making you..

A proof tells us where to concentrate our doubts..

At first it seems obvious, but the more you think about it the stranger the deductions from this axiom seem to become; in the end you cease to unders….

One must acknowledge with cryptography no amount of violence will ever solve a math problem..

You reach a point where you say you're not going to do juveniles any longer..

Could you be loved and be loved?.

I didn't particularly like being objectified..

You`ve got to just follow the money [in Washington]. You see it. There`s no countervailing power..

When we are honoured for a thing, we become attached to that thing..

I am one of the crucified dead..

I love to work. I love doing standup..

This is how it is now. This is my life..

Take charge of your thoughts!.

The tortured always remain tortured..