I will no longer take anyone's word for my experience..
You cannot live without doing something..
Anything that can be dreamed is true..
I love to work. I love doing standup..
I make my relationships at work..
Don't immanentize the eschaton!.
I have a St. Bernard named B..
My act is based on my life..
unrequitted love amuses me.
Invest time, don't spend it..
I'm too old to be forced..
It can always get worse..
Yes, I am very prolific..
Calamus fortior gladio..
You can't really be too calculated about everything in life..
I take the Bible far too seriously to take it literally..
The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying..
It's great to represent things that are not represented..
Anything was better than to be loved for one's things..
Overall, I'm quite good with how I spend my cashola..
You and I are more than you and I because it's we..