... for some of us life always comes C.O.D..
Future is about dematerialisation..
...the more he did nothing, the less time he had to do anything..
From Themistocles began the saying, "He is a second Hercules.".
How can I govern others, who can't even govern myself?.
I like a lot of things that aren't good for me..
What appears is good; what is good appears..
Public space can be a lot better with some private space to contradict it and vice versa. It keeps the system alive. If the system is just one thing,….
I painted sets before I ever performed..
Hitler was good in the beginning, but he went too far..
God is the same everywhere..
I've always been reasonably fatalistic..
I love to work. I love doing standup..
I would never exchange my life with anybody else's..
I don't develop; I am..
Hope is really a thought..
I don’t work. I merely inflict myself on the public..
Everyone has a price..
For the snark was a boojum, you see..
Life did not stop, and one had to live..
If somebody says, "Oh, we're going to improvise!," I'm like, Oh, get me out of here..