I like a lot of things that aren't good for me..
What appears is good; what is good appears..
Public space can be a lot better with some private space to contradict it and vice versa. It keeps the system alive. If the system is just one thing,….
I painted sets before I ever performed..
Hitler was good in the beginning, but he went too far..
God is the same everywhere..
I've always been reasonably fatalistic..
I love to work. I love doing standup..
I would never exchange my life with anybody else's..
I don't develop; I am..
Hope is really a thought..
I don’t work. I merely inflict myself on the public..
Everyone has a price..
For the snark was a boojum, you see..
Life did not stop, and one had to live..
If somebody says, "Oh, we're going to improvise!," I'm like, Oh, get me out of here..
I tend to be really competitive when it comes to Scattergories..
I say, let's learn more and then speculate..
Knowledge is not intelligence..
I don't like bare floors..
I change every day. I'm still changing..