God is the same everywhere..
I've always been reasonably fatalistic..
I love to work. I love doing standup..
I would never exchange my life with anybody else's..
I don't develop; I am..
Hope is really a thought..
I don’t work. I merely inflict myself on the public..
Everyone has a price..
For the snark was a boojum, you see..
Life did not stop, and one had to live..
If somebody says, "Oh, we're going to improvise!," I'm like, Oh, get me out of here..
I say, let's learn more and then speculate..
I don't like bare floors..
I change every day. I'm still changing..
She is inhumanly alone. And then, all at once, she isn't..
Chanel liberated women: Saint Laurent gave them power..
What cannot be imagined cannot even be talked about..
I actually love actors..
I'm cooler than you. WAAAY cooler..
Pretty good. Pretttttttty, pretttttttttty, pretttttty good..
Success is less rare than the courage to attempt it..