Failure is just success rounded down..

No one can be perfectly happy till all are happy..

Overall, I'm quite good with how I spend my cashola..

Be afraid of nothing..

Money must exist before it can be turned into capital..

You have only one life, make the most of it.

History is at once freedom and necessity..

Any necessary truth, whether a priori or a posteriori, could not have turned out otherwise.

Life dosent frighten me at all..

You wouldn't know how to perform a sketch that you don't find funny. You just couldn't do it..

Most pornographic images are simply too repulsive..

You sort of have to become what you're wearing..

No one actually lives as if there is no objective truth..

I'll quote the truth wherever I find it thank you..

There is no future without education..

We live to avoid death, we exist to avoid unexistence.

Je est un autre. (I is someone else)..

Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..

I'm not so weird to me..

What can you take from me which is not already yours?.

I am truly independently owned and operated..