Almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon..

No matter what happens, you always need someone else to look after you at the end..

In politics, what appears is..

Here we are now, entertain us..

The English, the English, The English are best: So Up with the English and Down with the Rest!.

Knowledge comes from learning. Wisdom comes from living..

The only thing power respects, is power..

Disputants often fare poorly when they each act greedily and deceptively..

I'm not saying I'm God. But as far as lyrics, I'm God MC..

How you spend your days is how you spend your life..

Nothing exists until it is measured..

There are some good rules and there are some lousy rules..

It's better to be in charge of change than to have to react to change..

I've had everything pierced at some point..

Nothing else even comes close..

My place is placeless, a trace of the traceless..

One reads alone, even in another's presence..

I don't see what was wrong with the old inkpads..

We all see only that which we are trained to see..

I don't love everything I do, and I don't always like how I am in it. I'm not always pleased..

Nothing is unfixable..