the supply of the milk of human kindness was short by several gallons.

They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody..

Then what's a synonym for woman?" "Entrails." "You're not very poetic, are you? Well, then, what's the antonym for entrails?" "Milk..

As is gloriously sung in the Gilbert and Sullivan operetta "H.M.S. Pinafore," in the words of W. S. Gilbert: "Things are seldom as they seem, Skim mi….

You can't hide broccoli in your glass of milk..

We don't have seasons anymore. You know why? We lost the ozone layer. Well, put it on milk cartons - let's find it!.

... every time I got disappointed I'd remember the Roseannadanna philosophy that says that you shouldn't cry over split milk 'cause if you spill some….

I like to be able to get up and go and buy a pint of milk without bumping into 20 people I know..

Ive never met a general yet who could milk a cow..

You’re a cow Give me some milk Or else go home.

The floor is milk, churn it and make it butter..

Prayer is good, but when baked potatoes and milk are needed, prayer will not supply their place..

Everybody can digest milk when they're little..

A babe is fed with milk and praise..

You also get so wound up playing a show that a lot of people need something to bring them down. People who don't know how to handle the situation tak….

Women are beginning to feel that they are not fairly represented. As we say, 2% may be fine for fat in milk, but not for the United States Senate..

I am full of the milk of human kindness, damn it. My trouble is that it gets clotted so easily..

The shelf life of a movie actor or actress is so short, it's like milk..

It's no wonder Michelle Obama is telling everybody you better breast-feed your baby-yeah, you better-because the price of milk is so high right now!.

We sucked in atheism with our canned milk..

Milk are for babies, when you get older you drink beer..