In Mississippi, you don’t admit that you’re gay. It’s just an awkward thing down South, which is sad..

Beauty is where you find it..

I am service-centric. I always intend to leave places better than I find them..

I never thought I was wasted, but I probably was..

Let's go back, back to the Beginning..

Without an education, you won't have a future..

Life's a pitch, and then you buy..

Own nothing, control everything..

I love to be challenged because I'm wrong a lot of the times..

I do see myself going to LA. Not anytime soon..

I'm a very cheap date..

All you do is get on and start pedaling . . ..

My education was an education by movies..

I don't seek, I find..

Things don't exist until they exist..

There's a lot of things we could do better..

God is always at work around you..

I was always interested in doing it, but I was so content with my life that I didn't really go after it..

I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at..

I don't have to announce all the women I've slept with..

All in all, I wouldn't call it a bad outing. It was a short outing..