I never take myself too seriously..
I'm not conditioned to be an entertainer. An entertainer pleases others while an artist only has to please himself. The problem with that is artists ….
All sorts of things occur to help one that would never otherwise have occurred..
Go where youre celebrated - not just tolerated..
I guess I should warn you, if I turn out to be particularly clear, you've probably misunderstood what I've said..
JavaScript is the world's most misunderstood programming language..
There must be nothing in my daily conduct that, copied by another, could lead that one into unholiness..
I've always dressed like a dude..
I don't take things off. I either check things off or I add things..
Those who think that metaphysics is just misunderstood grammar will react to my giving metaphysics some place or another in the system of knowledge..
I don't like Kublai Khan, let's just kill him off!.
What belongs to someone, belongs to someone..
I like idolator.com a lot. Every once in a while they shred me on there, but it's usually pretty funny..
Tell me that I misunderstood a joke, but don't tell me that my choice of cravat is wrong..
I never thought I was wasted, but I probably was..
Every character and person in life needs a voice and every once in a while I get to inhabit the voice of the misunderstood..
While the importance of a strong brand is widely understood, nothing is as misunderstood in American business as the question of how to use it..
'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again..
I am under no illusions. My position, no matter how clearly stated, is likely to be misunderstood..
They are the we of me..
I always thought that I was me — but no, I was you and never knew it..