I prefer to drive myself. I guess I like to be in control..

I never take myself too seriously..

I am interested in doing something that cannot be explained..

I rewrite everything, almost idiotically. I rewrite and work and work, and rewrite and rewrite some more..

all deaths are one's own..

If you are nice, nice things happen to you..

One cannot say everything at once..

I am no one to be a purist..

That Bible is read best, which is practised most..

3-D movies can make me nauseous..

Real friendship, love, respect, and trust are all gained without a single dollar..

I rarely do things based on what everybody else is doing; I never have..

I am as omnivorous as it's possible to be. I always say there's nothing I won't eat and nothing I won't wear..

The MS really started going downhill in 1990..

You don't have to take yourself so seriously all the time..

You can't escape from what you are..

No one ever gets to see what could’ve been..

Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..

I never fear my opponent, for me he only represents a new challenge to conquer..

I'm most certainly not the Beatles..

There's something unsettling about being continually sold something..