I am at my best when I am scoring..

Every decoding is another encoding..

Everything was believed except the truth..

The work that I'm proudest of is the work that I'm most afraid of..

I was physically abused and I retaliated..

Meow, Meow, Motherfucker..

This congestion in the post offices is due to what are technically known as "regulations" but what are really a series of acrostics and anagrams devi….

One listens to one's lawyer prattle on as long as one can stand it and then signs where indicated..

The only rule is there's only one rule: no rules..

Made by General Motors, on order from Sears Roebuck..

I am equally excited about the possibilities that music making holds for all people and it's ability to heal what seems to me a chronic imbalance in ….

What a lucky thing the wheel was invented before the automobile; otherwise can you imagine the awful screeching?.

I have grown to love secrecy. It seems to be the one thing that can make modern life mysterious or marvelous to us. The commonest thing is delightful….

Psychiatrist to patient: Maybe you don't have a complex. Maybe you are inferior..

I grew up on Nickelodeon.On All That and Are You Afraid of the Dark, and Salute Your Shorts and Rocco's Modern Life and all that. That was my generat….

Oh God, modern life with all its feelings. ... We live in the most callous society ever, and all anybody talks about nowadays is getting in touch wit….

They say kids today don't know the value of a dollar. They certainly do know the value of a dollar. That's why they ask for five..

Lincoln was known to have walked miles to borrow books, to get the most rudimentary form of education. So what do we do on his birthday? We close the….

When you are too old to play golf, you had better die..

The first Rotarian was the first man to call John the Baptist Jack..

To be honest, I tend to romanticize the past, and though I appreciate all the conveniences of modern life, sometimes I yearn for simpler times..