My mom's Jewish and my dad's Irish Catholic alcoholic, so I whine on the inside..

Everything is dead while it lives..

I'm so spoiled - I must have a Starbucks vanilla latte every day. Otherwise, it's going to be a bad day. I also love Jelly Bellies. But that's bad. D….

My daughter just thinks that all moms fly the Space Shuttle.

My earliest memory is seeing Michael Jackson in Melbourne with my sister when I was about ten. I still have this souvenir stick with a glove that wou….

I've had a lot of people in my past who were friends with me just to get publicity. When I was young, my mom or sister used to have to point out if s….

With what price we pay for the glory of motherhood..

Nowadays they say you need a special chip to put in the TV so kids can't watch this and that. In my day, we didn't need a chip. My mom was the chip. ….

Can'ttrustpeople. Won'tdoanygood. They'llkillyoueverytime. They'llkilleachother. They'llkilleveryone..

Everybody changes, not just me..

I raised my right hand and placed my left on the Quran, which was being held by my wife and mom. Suddenly, I was blinded by a cascade of camera flash….

When I was in college, there were a couple years there where I was just not sure what to do, and it was actually my mom who suggested I take some jou….

I felt so proud to be having a baby and so excited. And I felt closer to other women - to my sisters, to my mom. I felt empowered, like, 'I've given ….

I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom..

I usually travel with a lot of people, like my dad, mom and sisters..

I thought we talked things out!' 'Yes, and you listened very carefully to every word you had to say..

That’s what you do for family. Anything..

My dad, being a jingle writer, and my mom, being a jingle singer, they hooked me up with some people when I was a kid that worked with children's jin….

As my mom says, I was a little bit of a slacker in high school. I really was just kind of unmotivated, a little bit lazy, so my grades weren't that g….

I don't plan to take a formal, cold approach with my children, but I expect a lot. I don't want my children to view me as their best friend. I want t….

The old Lena is dead..