I rewrite everything, almost idiotically. I rewrite and work and work, and rewrite and rewrite some more..

all deaths are one's own..

One cannot say everything at once..

I am no one to be a purist..

That Bible is read best, which is practised most..

3-D movies can make me nauseous..

I rarely do things based on what everybody else is doing; I never have..

The most significant visions are not cast by great orators from a stage. They are cast at the bedsides of our children. The greatest visioncasting op….

I am as omnivorous as it's possible to be. I always say there's nothing I won't eat and nothing I won't wear..

The MS really started going downhill in 1990..

Monday morning and there's one less donut than there should be. Keen observers note the reduced mass straightaway but stay silent, because saying, 'H….

You don't have to take yourself so seriously all the time..

You can't escape from what you are..

No one ever gets to see what could’ve been..

Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..

I'm most certainly not the Beatles..

There's something unsettling about being continually sold something..

Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday. Because you'll be dust on Monday. Because I'll be pulverizing you sometime over the weekend. And the cleaning….

To understand yourself is the beginning of wisdom..

Faith that is sure of itself is not faith; faith that is sure of God is the only faith there is..

President Bush threw out the first pitch Monday at Cincinnati's great American ball park. 18 Iraqis were killed..