Quotes on Monday

To begin with, I dined there on Monday, and once a week is quite enough to dine with one's own relations.

When you're young and healthy you can plan on Monday to commit suicide, and by Wednesday you're laughing again.

When I was in high school, I remember seeing girls crying in the bathroom every Monday about what they did that weekend. I never wanted to be that girl crying in the bathroom.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.

Hide not your talents. They for use were made. What's a sundial in the shade?