Many of the articles printed over the last few months have ended up painting a picture of me that is more than a little distorted..

Depending on what day of the week it is and what time of the month it is, I'm a good friend or not a good friend. I'm more or less a good mom or not ….

I am the ocean we lived on for two months. I am empty. I am nothing..

Cartoons, often, that you do for the New Yorker don't appear for months afterwards, and the record for that is a cartoon that was bought by James Ste….

I started Botox the first year it came out. I was the first one in line, and I have had Botox every six months since then..

... it occurred to me that never again would he be seven years, one month and six days old, so we had better catch these moments while we can..

The biggest winners are surprises to me, and takeovers are even more surprising. It takes years, not months, to produce big results..

James Franco has diligently studied my style for months on end and he should win a Grammy..

Never, if you can possibly help it, write a novel. It is, in the first place, a thoroughly unsocial act. It makes one obnoxious to one's family and t….

I always say if you're going to do a movie about Charles de Gaulle get a Frenchman, you know. I'm not French. And yeah, sure I could get with a diale….

If people just put away what's left at the end of the month, that's a recipe for failure..

Apparently I had lunch with Johnny Depp when I was three months old..

I came to Vegas because I work 20 days a month here; I couldn't live anywhere else..

When I do a play, it's like agreeing to be ill for a couple of months..

You know, 600,000 millionaires get a Social Security check every month. I think there's enough waste and inefficiency..

I go home and stay there. I wash and scrub up each day, and that's it. One month I actually grew a moustache, just so I could say that I'd done somet….

You don't need anyone's approval and in fact, you probably won't get it, so don't even try. Build, release and iterate. Make a list of the features y….

Composing is just another exciting thing. It's as exciting as being in a band. It's kind of like joining a new band for three months..

I was born in Alabama, but I only lived there for a month before I'd done everything there was to do..

Changes that used to take place in 50 years now happen in a handful of years . . . or even months. And how we deal with that changing technology expl….

As a former member of President Obama's economic team, I have a soft spot for the fiscal stimulus legislation he signed just a month after his inaugu….