Your thoughts are making you..

Our perception of celebrities in Hollywood is not the reality. The reality of our lives is so much like everyone else's life. We have family members ….

Discover the times when you're most creative - mornings, nights, afternoons - and clear the time to work then. Many writers find the mornings are bes….

You reach a point where you say you're not going to do juveniles any longer..

These are the days of bootleg love..

"When you wake up in the morning, Pooh," said Piglet at last, "what's the first thing you say to yourself?" "What's for breakfast?" said Pooh. "What….

Could you be loved and be loved?.

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now.".

I didn't particularly like being objectified..

Times change and you have to adapt..

You`ve got to just follow the money [in Washington]. You see it. There`s no countervailing power..

When we are honoured for a thing, we become attached to that thing..

I am one of the crucified dead..

I took a sheet of paper, divided it into debt and credit columns on the arguments for and against God and immortality. On Christmas Eve I wrote 'bank….

Woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand. Who's wine, what wine, where the hell did I dine?.

I love to work. I love doing standup..

This is how it is now. This is my life..

Take charge of your thoughts!.

The tortured always remain tortured..

It reminded him of his Uncle Seamus, the notorious and poetic drunk, who would sit down at the breakfast table the morning after a bender, drain a bo….

I do believe at the end of the night when you're with your family, the character gets hung up on the door like a coat, and is there to be taken on th….